February 2012
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my dad is eating a toasted bagel right next to me and I want to cry because it smells so good but I can’t eat for another thirty minutes because medication and the smell is making my stomach growl and it isn’t fair!!!!!!!!
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herp replied to your post: NO NOPE NOPE LILY EVANS DID NOT LISTEN TO CAGE…
OOC fanfic is painful most of the time
I was close to tears
and the characterization was so bad it wasn’t worth it to struggle through the lazy time period
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oh it’s an AU set in present times
oh
now I feel kinda bad for yelling
but why would you do that? ugh
*closes tab 4realz*
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NO
NOPE
NOPE
LILY EVANS DID NOT LISTEN TO CAGE THE ELEPHANT
SHE DID NOT HAVE A DVD PLAYER
NO
GOODBYE, FOUL FANFICTION
TOODALOO
DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT
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things Kalyn loves
anastasiajoy:
her freezer
me
apparently also febreeze and smoothies
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yer-a-lizard-harry asked: I love Adele but I luv u more
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things Kalyn loves
her freezer
me
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martinfreemans:
i’m way more nervous about a robber catching me doing something embarrassing like seeing how many girl scout cookies i can fit in my mouth than i am about one actually robbing me.
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iamdeanscompletelackofpie:
anastasiajoy:
iamdeanscompletelackofpie replied to your post: so hey a cool thing just happened
Woahohohoh, that’s awesome! And since you miss homework, you can have mine when I go back to school. But not the essays because I’m actually good at those. YOU CAN HAVE THE REST OF IT THOUGH. AND I’M SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
I was like, “LOLOLOL A RANDOM PERSON IZ...
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iamdeanscompletelackofpie replied to your post: so hey a cool thing just happened
Woahohohoh, that’s awesome! And since you miss homework, you can have mine when I go back to school. But not the essays because I’m actually good at those. YOU CAN HAVE THE REST OF IT THOUGH. AND I’M SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
I was like, “LOLOLOL A RANDOM PERSON IZ BEIN NICE 2 MEE DAS KOOL”
then I...
Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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so hey a cool thing just happened
My Aunt Charlie is getting her PhD in…something technical. Environmental sciences. Idk. Anyway, she’s in the middle of writing her dissertation, and needs help cleaning it up. She called my other Aunt who reminded her that I’m majoring (eventually) in English to go into publishing.
Charlie just called me and she’s going to let me edit her dissertation. If it’s good...
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compelling humans after feeding
damon: an animal attacked you
stefan: an animal attacked you
caroline: your husband likes to get kinky
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desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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dash lags over an image that says, “sex bruises are the best bruises”
right as dad walks by
cringe
cringe
“that’s some weird stuff you’re looking at there, honey. I hope it’s not all like that.”
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me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
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I just fell in love with a Victorian-era AU Multi-chapter fic and I finished all the completed chapters before I thought to check the last update date
it’s from October
of
2010
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caveman-warriorprincess:
i hate ian somerhalder and his stupid hair and his stupid eVERYTHING
god
why
why
why
#it was so much easier to contain myself when you had a fugly mullet #crying
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mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i
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yer-a-lizard-harry asked: ur not a meenies i waz lyin sorri
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currently trying to get my family to watch BABIES
again
a toddler I used to babysit to adored that movie so I’ve probably seen it over thirty times
she’d yell, BABY MOVIE and I’d open NetFlix and we’d watch the movie while she ran around and played with toys and then she’d pause to watch a baby on tv do something and be so intranced
then when the movie was over it...
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